Tuesday, April 27, 2010

What's For Dinner? Ravioli and Baseball?

I will discuss my hunger pangs and baseball all in one entry - the thoughts that go through my mind about food will be in a RED font, baseball will be in the BLUE.  I wonder if this is why I can't focus.

Have you ever caught yourself stuffing your face right before you were ready to start cooking dinner?  Like it's so damn hard to wait another 30 minutes before eating?  Well, sometimes, it is.  Hughes, figure it out - bases loaded and a 2-0 count.  I stuffed my face with White Cheddar Cheese Puffs.  Bases loaded walk? Shit.  Man those puffs are good to go man, I can eat a bag of those suckers in one sitting - EASY!  Let me go start the water boiling.  Big double play, A-Rod going to his left - nice turn.  Water is boiling, ravioli will be taking a bath in about 15 minutes - I know it's pretty late to be eating.  My wife is taking graduate classes to get her professional diploma in counseling and practice was over at around 6:20pm so I got a late start - then I had to take Nathan out to do his business - and yes, I bag the crap and throw it away.  Unlike most people here - there are shit landmines all over the place - grass, sidewalk, curb, street - it's a battle zone here.  Man vs. Dog.  SWISHERR!!!  Man am I hungry - I can't even focus up right now to write this - BASE HIT SWISHER! - entry, but I will try to get it together for all 3 readers I have. 

Good for the Yankees, signing autographs for the troops before the game, giving bug hugs - Cervelli was hugging all the soldiers - THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO FOR OUR COUNTRY!!  Millwood has some pretty good run on his fastball.  Let me go check the water, see if it's boiling - a watch pot never boils, which is crap, because it has to, once the temperature gets to 212°.  Way outside - whoa, almost let it get to the backstop.  Gotta go check the ravioli - may top it with a la Vodka sauce - mix it up a little bit.  Let's go A-Rod, get a hit.  LET'S GOOOOOO!!!

I am heading to finish getting dinner ready.  Ravioli and Yankees Baseball.  This is some battle, pissed on, Tejada made the catch.  Bye!

2 comments:

neil h said...

Damn - now I feel hungry (but unfortunately not sporty!) :-)

Ryan D said...

maybe if you keep reading you'll start feeling sporty - i'm a big sports guy