Phone Prank

Have you ever gotten the urge to prank call someone?  If you have, then you've had the urge I just did.

While having a conversation with a co-worker (we'll call him Steve D), the baseball coaches were asking him to put a clinic they're having up on the website (we'll call it gojaspers.com).  Steve was explaining his busy day (we'll call it work) and how he hasn't had a chance to sit down and get work done yet.  Head coach (we'll call him Kev) was busting Steve's stones a little about getting this thing up on the web.  Steve was getting noticeably agitated with our banter, so we left.

I (Ryan) took matters in to my own hands and had a little fun with the situation on my walk back to my office (we'll call it a dungeon).  I stopped by the Assistant AD's office (we'll call her Deb), called Steve and was greeted with "Hey Deb," which prompted me to ask if he had posted it yet - :45 seconds after I left his office.

The next stop was the Compliance office.  I had my wife (we'll call her Mrs. D) call and ask.  She laughed, and I moved on.

Third and final stop was the secretary's office (we'll call her Paper).  I had her call - but first she needed to put on her headset to complete said call.  She conveyed Steve's message - "Tell your friends it's not going up until Friday".

That was the final stop before I got back to my office.  When I did, I called the operator, asked for Joe Brackets, and was connected to him.  He laughed and appreciated the jovial mood I was in.  I hope the same can be said for Steve D.

KC Chiefs McCluster Rap

Funny that he did this - albeit a while ago - but it makes sense.  And his Chiefs are in first place in the AFC West.  He only has 1 TD.  Either way.

Fat America

Per usual to start my work day, I check the internet looking for interesting stories.  I found one that was quite disturbing, and almost made me throw up in my mouth.

Burger King now offers up a Burger King NY Pizza Burger at some of their "Whopper Bars" in certain cities.  In essence, it's a burger with cheese, bacon, and a bun - and based on the small image, it's roughly four times the size of a standard burger.

Looking at the health specs, now that's what made me want to puke.  2,530 Calories.  144g of Fat.  3,780g of Sodium.  Instead of this heart-attack waiting to happen, you can save your money.  Make a burger at home and add some black beans to get more out of a pound of meat.

Who the hell wants to go to Burger King and sit there for an hour trying to devour this monstrosity?  Not me.

Eat healthy today, grab an apple.  Later homes.