Here's a thought of mine for each of the 30 MLB teams based on the opening weekend of games. The standings will dictate the order of the teams within their division.
Baltimore Orioles - It took them 19 games to get three wins a year ago.
Toronto Blue Jays - Jose Bautista picking up right where he left off in 2010 (2 HR in 1st 3 games)
New York Yankees - Red-hot Russell Martin? (and A-Rod, Teixeira, and Swisher - try pitching a little)
Tampa Bay Rays - Three runs against the O's...at home...with Manny and Johnny Damon? Oh boy!
Boston Red Sox - Keep serving them up.
Kansas City Royals - 1st Place or Bust! (see me after the CHW series)
Chicago White Sox - Battle the Royals for 1st place in an always hostile (& empty) Kansas City
Minnesota Twins -.143 - no not I Love You, Joe Mauer's batting average - where's the offense?
Detroit Tigers - Cabrera's drunk and hitting for average and power - who needs rehab?
Cleveland Indians - Are we on the verge of another Major League movie? (please be yes, please be yes!)
Texas Rangers - 2010 AL Champion impressive after a sweep of the 2011 AL-favorite Red Sox
Seattle Mariners - Invest in some sunglasses for your outfielders - or practice fly balls (3 drops vs. Oakland)
Oakland Athletics - Pray the pitching gets better and pray they can score more than 4 runs at least 100 times!
Los Angeles Angels - They need the Rally Monkey back in Anaheim - or LA - wherever the team is.
Lindsay is done with jury duty - I'm out this bitch!