Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Cry Me A River

READ THIS!!!  You might, might feel sorry for these "cash-strapped NFL players" seeking high-risk loans.

CRY ME A F*****G RIVER!!

I've got a better idea - don't live your life three steps ahead.  A $310,000 salary is now under the "cash-strapped" category?  I would kill (OK, maybe just injure or threaten) to make $310,000 and would certainly be able to live within my means.  If that means no million-dollar home, so be it. 

Don't these guys have financial advisors?  How much do those idiots make?  Don't spend all your money on pleasure items - food, housing, clothes.  That's all you need. 

Don't go to the clubs and get $400 bottles of "Cristal":
I don't need a Maserati - I'll take my Honda CR-V.  I don't need a Range Rover (although I'd really love to own one):
Do you need a house like this?  Reggie Bush does (but he had boosters in college):





Grow up and live within your means.  And fire that advisor, he's killing you.

2 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

I would kick an old lady down a flight of New York City stairs for 310,000 a year. No really I would.

G said...

But...but...but...how can you not have sympathy for the highly overpaid NFL player?

You know what would go a long way? Have the typical overpaid NFL player throw a few of those semolians down to the minors, like Arena football or the latest one (which I unfortunately forget the name of) that has team located in Hartford CT called the Colonials.