Here's what I learned today while walking to the supermarket to get some ingredients for my salad du jour:
ALWAYS BRING A CAMERA or CAMERA PHONE!
There was a lady on the corner - not a hooker - checking out the bus schedule to like within 2" of the sign. This leads me to believe it is not her fault that she dressed like a fucking clown. Sandals, black spandex pants, a red shirt that really emphasized her bakery, and big glasses on. But how the hell was she to know, she can't see what she's wearing when she leaves the house.
A picture is worth 1,000 words, so I'll end it here - my bad, I forgot my camera. It was priceless and I lost the opportunity to bring this post to a whole new level. My apologies.
Wipeout is on right now, for an hour. Tune in! Channel 7.