They're both miserable human beings. They should be deported to Mexico and be fed nothing but water. Through a straw. With muzzles on. In the dark.
Pathetic.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Post Dinner Post
It was prix fixe, how the hell was I supposed to not have the appetizer and dessert?
The 1770 House was the location. Ina pumped up the meatloaf on the BTIEA episode of Classics. We, well I, didn't speak up and ask to go downstairs to the tavern - where the meatloaf is served - so the main dining room was the resting place for my fat ass and Lindsay's pregnant ass. It did not disappoint.
Crispy pork belly over an apple and endive salad. Bacon topped chicken breast over a bed of sautéed spinach and a sweet potato puree that was awesome! A sticky date cake with toffee sauce and scoop of gelato was the dessert course. And I had a glass of Taylor Fladgate 10 year tawny port. I'm growing up, port wine is my dessert drink instead of coffee.
Lindsay opted for an organic green salad with a sherry vinaigrette, cavatelli with a Berkshire pork ragu, tomatoes and melted ricotta. And then the apple gallette and vanilla gelato.
Wipeout is on, my favorite show to watch people kick their own asses. It's one of the funniest game shows out there.
And at 10 o'clock ... It's T-shirt tiiiiiiiiiime. The Jersey Shore - Season 3. I enjoy watching the antics of the three guys who were on Regis and Kelly this morning - Vinny, Pauly D, and Ronnie. Vinny is my favorite, ably because he's least like a juice head guido. He's pretty funny. The Situation is a tool. Those whore, sloppy piglets are train wrecks, but I'll admit, it's fun to watch them make assholes out of themselves. MTV at 10:00pm. Brace yourself.
A ridiculous bowl game is on tonight - Miami (OH) and Middle Tennessee St. WHO CARES?!? The last week of bowl season should be all the BCS bowls, not with bowls featuring Pittsburgh, Nevada, or Middle Tennessee St. Agreed?
Back to he idiot box. Enough typing for now.
The 1770 House was the location. Ina pumped up the meatloaf on the BTIEA episode of Classics. We, well I, didn't speak up and ask to go downstairs to the tavern - where the meatloaf is served - so the main dining room was the resting place for my fat ass and Lindsay's pregnant ass. It did not disappoint.
Crispy pork belly over an apple and endive salad. Bacon topped chicken breast over a bed of sautéed spinach and a sweet potato puree that was awesome! A sticky date cake with toffee sauce and scoop of gelato was the dessert course. And I had a glass of Taylor Fladgate 10 year tawny port. I'm growing up, port wine is my dessert drink instead of coffee.
Lindsay opted for an organic green salad with a sherry vinaigrette, cavatelli with a Berkshire pork ragu, tomatoes and melted ricotta. And then the apple gallette and vanilla gelato.
Wipeout is on, my favorite show to watch people kick their own asses. It's one of the funniest game shows out there.
And at 10 o'clock ... It's T-shirt tiiiiiiiiiime. The Jersey Shore - Season 3. I enjoy watching the antics of the three guys who were on Regis and Kelly this morning - Vinny, Pauly D, and Ronnie. Vinny is my favorite, ably because he's least like a juice head guido. He's pretty funny. The Situation is a tool. Those whore, sloppy piglets are train wrecks, but I'll admit, it's fun to watch them make assholes out of themselves. MTV at 10:00pm. Brace yourself.
A ridiculous bowl game is on tonight - Miami (OH) and Middle Tennessee St. WHO CARES?!? The last week of bowl season should be all the BCS bowls, not with bowls featuring Pittsburgh, Nevada, or Middle Tennessee St. Agreed?
Back to he idiot box. Enough typing for now.
Location:Food Coma, USA
Celebrity Stalking
We drove around looking for celebrity houses this afternoon. Finding their listings isn't easy, but it's possible.
We saw Ina Garten's crib (she's my girl, Barefoot Contessa). It's surrounded by high hedges, but we were able to catch a few glimpses of it. I think she's got two houses, unless she shares her yard with her next door neighbor. She's popular to cooking enthusiasts. I have her latest book, "How Easy Is That?" and got it signed at the Crate & Barrel in NYC. Her laugh sometimes seems contrived on her show, but she can cook the crap out of it. Too much butter though. Here's her house:
We couldn't penetrate the front gate of Seinfeld's yard (or should I say compound). There are two houses behind the white gate that leads into the Seinfeld Estate - one has a baseball field in it's yard. We saw a satellite picture of it on the iPad, thanks to the 3G service. Ridiculous. Here's the gate:
On the way back to our room, we stopped at the Memory Motel, which was purchased by Andy Warhol back in 1972. The Rolling Stones actually named their song "Memory Motel" after said motel. Little fact in rock n roll history. Here's what it is now:
Tommy Hilfiger, Sarah Jessica Parker, Billy Joel, Vera Wang, Kelly Klein (Ralph's ex-wife), Howard Stern - they all live out here but I'm guessing they all live in seclusion like Seinfeld. Cynthia Nixon actually has a cottage in Montauk, supposedly real close to where we're staying. We'll have to check it out before we head to dinner later.
"Best Thing I Ever Ate" and Ina Garten inspired our restaurant of choice this evening. Will fill you in later.
Gas is $3.60 a gallon out here, not too bad. I guess. These people sweat money out here. Check out this crib:
Just a little shack, right?
Here's two more pictures I took this afternoon - one from a overlook/parking lot for a small beach and one from some other beach. It'd be unreal living out here.
Here's to a good meal tonight and to not leaving here with empty pockets. No but seriously, we're spending frugally while we're here.
Be back later.
We saw Ina Garten's crib (she's my girl, Barefoot Contessa). It's surrounded by high hedges, but we were able to catch a few glimpses of it. I think she's got two houses, unless she shares her yard with her next door neighbor. She's popular to cooking enthusiasts. I have her latest book, "How Easy Is That?" and got it signed at the Crate & Barrel in NYC. Her laugh sometimes seems contrived on her show, but she can cook the crap out of it. Too much butter though. Here's her house:
We couldn't penetrate the front gate of Seinfeld's yard (or should I say compound). There are two houses behind the white gate that leads into the Seinfeld Estate - one has a baseball field in it's yard. We saw a satellite picture of it on the iPad, thanks to the 3G service. Ridiculous. Here's the gate:
On the way back to our room, we stopped at the Memory Motel, which was purchased by Andy Warhol back in 1972. The Rolling Stones actually named their song "Memory Motel" after said motel. Little fact in rock n roll history. Here's what it is now:
Tommy Hilfiger, Sarah Jessica Parker, Billy Joel, Vera Wang, Kelly Klein (Ralph's ex-wife), Howard Stern - they all live out here but I'm guessing they all live in seclusion like Seinfeld. Cynthia Nixon actually has a cottage in Montauk, supposedly real close to where we're staying. We'll have to check it out before we head to dinner later.
"Best Thing I Ever Ate" and Ina Garten inspired our restaurant of choice this evening. Will fill you in later.
Gas is $3.60 a gallon out here, not too bad. I guess. These people sweat money out here. Check out this crib:
Just a little shack, right?
Here's two more pictures I took this afternoon - one from a overlook/parking lot for a small beach and one from some other beach. It'd be unreal living out here.
Here's to a good meal tonight and to not leaving here with empty pockets. No but seriously, we're spending frugally while we're here.
Be back later.
Location:East Hampton NY
Hamptons Bound
Happy 3 Kings Day!
We are all worked out, ready to head 25 minutes west to walk the day away in the Hamptons. Window shopping for things we clearly cannot afford. It's good to dream.
Oh yeah - Jeff Bridges is the man! Gotta get out and see True Grit.
More snow is headed this way, I can't wait. Ha. Snow sucks, but that's what you get living in the Northeast.
Had some Lucky Charms for breakfast. Those damn marshmallow treats are awesome. They'll never get old.
Sorry for the short post, gonna head out and enjoy the fresh air. Oh, and at night, you can see every star in the sky. Kind of insane how you can see everything out here but nothing out in the Bronx.
Here we come Hamptons. Hold off snow.
We are all worked out, ready to head 25 minutes west to walk the day away in the Hamptons. Window shopping for things we clearly cannot afford. It's good to dream.
Oh yeah - Jeff Bridges is the man! Gotta get out and see True Grit.
More snow is headed this way, I can't wait. Ha. Snow sucks, but that's what you get living in the Northeast.
Had some Lucky Charms for breakfast. Those damn marshmallow treats are awesome. They'll never get old.
Sorry for the short post, gonna head out and enjoy the fresh air. Oh, and at night, you can see every star in the sky. Kind of insane how you can see everything out here but nothing out in the Bronx.
Here we come Hamptons. Hold off snow.
Location:Montauk, NY
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