That's when WIPEOUT airs on ABC. Those "Big Balls", they're a killer. It's really been a while since they've shown someone getting past those four giant things. If you've never seen the show, please, do yourself a favor and watch it tomorrow night.
As for tonight, from 8pm to 10pm, there's some mighty fine shows on. Here's a rundown:
8pm - The Middle - Brick is the best child actor on television, and he was on Conan last night. Very much like his character on the show, kinda weird.
8:30pm - Better With You - Another show, pretty funny, the parents are the best part (Kurt Fuller and Debra Jo Rupp). Nick Swisher's wife is in this show, too.
9pm - Modern Family - Get real. If you've never seen this one, starring Ed O'Neill (Married With Children), I highly recommend this one. Ty Burrell plays Phil Dunphy, an he's freaking hilarious.
9:30pm - Take a break, Cougar Town is on.
10pm - Happy Endings - A newbie to the Wednesday night circuit but it's a must watch. A couple breaks off their wedding at the altar and makes things a little uncomfortable for their mutual friends. Very, very funny.
Good night. I hope you listen to me. I wouldn't lead you in the wrong direction.