This weather has got me all flustered Yeah, I like the warm weather, but this is ridiculous. I can't even go a minute without wiping my brow. Unpleasant.
Today was OK - 87 or so, humidity was low (at least that's what the news said), and the sun was out. Tomorrow and Thursday are supposed to feel like triple digits - throw in some humidity and I am going to want an ice bath (which I will never take).
Showers will be more frequent since as soon as I dry off, I will probably begin to sweat again. I have a sweating problem and it's something I've dealt with my entire life. I pit out almost every t-shirt I put on, regardless of temperature. I know - this is probably too much information for most of you - but it's me, and you read this, so tough shit.
The one thing I find a little humor in when it's unbearably hot like this is the news story that is sweeping the nation - the Weiner Scandal. For those of you under rock, he's some sort of political guy who posted links of, well his "weiner" on Twitter. Not a real good idea there dick.
There is no way you cannot laugh when you hear this phrase on television - regardless of how old you are. The word "wiener" is just something you naturally laugh at, unless you have no sense of humor. It's immature - sure - but it's funny. And the newscasters here put a pretty good emphasis when they say "Weiner" - if it were me, I'd be laughing the entire time.
Also something that made me laugh - and shake my head - was watching a 40-something year old man walk through the supermarket with Natural Light 12-packs in his arms. I thought that was strictly a college-aged beverage because it is so cheap? I guess the economy has yet to turn around. But beer is beer, and there really isn't a beer that tastes "good" so the more I think about it, the less head-shaking I'm doing.
Time to take Nathan out. Nolan is sleeping as is Lindsay (on the couch). I'm watching (half watching) Chopped.